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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 12:56 am 
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Hello guy’s,

Time for a joke that was so nerdy I had to giggle.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

You have until Tuesday before I give the answer :D
And please use your mind not Google!


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 4:16 am 
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Luc wrote:
Hello guy’s,

Time for a joke that was so nerdy I had to giggle.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

You have until Tuesday before I give the answer :D
And please use your mind not Google!


Is this the old children's joke? Or a new joke?


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 4:31 am 
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Uhm well I am from the Netherlands so for me it is a new joke at least, I do not know if this is an old children’s joke


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 12:15 pm 
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Luc wrote:
Hello guy’s,

Time for a joke that was so nerdy I had to giggle.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

You have until Tuesday before I give the answer :D
And please use your mind not Google!


I did use my mind - it is because Seven ate Nine (7 8 9)


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2014 8:08 am 
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Luc wrote:
Hello guy’s,

Time for a joke that was so nerdy I had to giggle.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

You have until Tuesday before I give the answer :D
And please use your mind not Google!


:-)


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 Post subject: Re: nerdy joke
PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:44 am 

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Jim Phillips (brainfiller) wrote:
Luc wrote:
Hello guy’s,

Time for a joke that was so nerdy I had to giggle.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

You have until Tuesday before I give the answer :D
And please use your mind not Google!


:-)

My wife and I teach snowsports on weekends so always looking for clean jokes for kids. That is one of her classics. But her favorite which is nerdier is "What is in the middle of nowhere?"


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 10:29 am 

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 10:30 am 

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More nerdy still
...

Relative to the earth, what is the average position of the moon?


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 10:55 am 
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Marcelo wrote:
More nerdy still
...

Relative to the earth, what is the average position of the moon?


THe end of the sentence?


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 3:07 pm 

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because 7 8 9


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 5:25 am 
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I like the knock-knock joke

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Banana
Banana Who?

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Banana
Banana Who?

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Banana
Banana Who?

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:09 am 
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I have a five year old daughter that has broken out this exact joke many, many times over the last year.


Larry Stutts wrote:
I like the knock-knock joke

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Banana
Banana Who?

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Banana
Banana Who?

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Banana
Banana Who?

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:36 am 
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i still like it. although i like this one better:

Two guys standing on top of a skyscraper, one turns to the other guy, who happens to be a lawyer, and says, "You know - you can't fall off this building"

The lawyer says, "Really? Why is that?"

The other guy says, "It is engineered to have powerful updrafts, for safety. Here, watch this" and he leaps off the building, falls about 4 stories, slows, then floats back to the top, landing on the roof again

The lawyer says "WOW, that is amazing"

The other guy says, "Yeah - I know" And he runs to the edge again and leaps off. "Wheee!" and falls about 4 stories, slows, then floats back to the top, landing on the roof again

The lawyer says "I just have to try this!" he runs to the edge and jumps off the building, plummeting to his death.

A guy on the ground looks up and says, "Man, that Superman sure does hate lawyers!"


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 2:08 am 
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Larry Stutts wrote:
I like the knock-knock joke

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Banana
Banana Who?

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Banana
Banana Who?

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Banana
Banana Who?

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?


I heard jokes like those before on English cartoons and such but I never got the joke :O
I do love that superman joke :)


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 4:00 am 

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But the nerdier answer is because 7 is the new #2 (ref: prisoner TV series, 1967)


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 4:03 am 

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not really nerdy, but my favorite joke told to me by a kid....
how can you tell if a cow thinks a joke is funny?

it laughs so hard milk comes out it's nose.


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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2022 11:17 pm 

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this joke never gets old :D coz 9 is dead!


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